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Category: Employee_Evaluation

Today, someone lit my truck on fire. While working I heard an announcement over the P.A. "Could the owner of a blue Ford pickup please report to the back parking lot? Your truck is on fire."

#18 (0) - Jun 3, 2009 10:36 AM by litup - Employee_Evaluation - I agree, you are screwed (25) - You deserved that one (11)

Today, I received a promotion. I start the new position in two weeks, but next week I'll be training my replacement: a high school intern.

#17 (0) - Jun 3, 2009 10:33 AM by promotion - Employee_Evaluation - I agree, you are screwed (22) - You deserved that one (9)

Today, I had to clean the grease traps at work. I've never done this before, in fact nobody has done it before. In the 6 years that this place has been in business the grease traps have never been cleaned. Now I have to go out to dinner with my gf and I can't get the smell off. It's my birthday.

#16 (0) - Jun 3, 2009 10:31 AM by greaser - Employee_Evaluation - I agree, you are screwed (37) - You deserved that one (12)

Today, I went into work and was told to go home because of a power outage. An hour later my boss called me and asked if I could come into work to wash his car.

#15 (0) - Jun 3, 2009 10:28 AM by underpayed - Employee_Evaluation - I agree, you are screwed (27) - You deserved that one (2)

Today, I was working my job as a waitress near my college. I handed a customer her check, and she noticed that I had added her bill wrong. I apologized, and she pointed to my "student" labeled nametag, asking what I was studying. I said English. I'm a math major. FML

#14 (0) - Jun 3, 2009 10:23 AM by flunkedout - Employee_Evaluation - I agree, you are screwed (8) - You deserved that one (22)

Today, I was performing CPR on a woman on her floor while her internal defibrillator kept firing, making her whole body jump. When it fired, her hand went straight up into my nuts.

#11 (0) - May 29, 2009 04:01 PM by emt - Employee_Evaluation - I agree, you are screwed (5) - You deserved that one (12)

Today, my last task for the day as a high school janitor was to power-wash the concrete area where the graduation ceremony will take place. Tired and bored, I drew a huge penis with the power hose. Right before I was going to wash it off, the machine broke. Graduation is tomorrow.

#7 (0) - May 29, 2009 03:59 PM by waterproblem - Employee_Evaluation - I agree, you are screwed (15) - You deserved that one (6)